So, being single is a ride. Especially when you’re on #tinder. I’m convinced more and more people are trying to make it onto #tindernightmares because some of the weird shit i’m seeing is, well, really a bit of a nightmare. … Continue reading
It’s the little things, like when your old coworkers share what they miss about you and it’s random and hilarious. Like really random, and really ridiculous. There may have been an ongoing joke about my daily duds at work. Lululemon yoga pants … Continue reading
My puppy makes me so happy. Just so, incredibly, inconceivably happy. I asked my dad to take this vid the other day because she was being particularly smart (and cute). How smart is she!?!?!? My god, that little fluff ball. So much … Continue reading
So a few weeks ago I had just watched the bachelor (shut up) and it was a lovely evening while my roommate was out and i was hanging out not eating haggan daz and broccoli for dinner in my spandex … Continue reading
Ever have that situation where you and some frands want to hang out and catch up but sooooomebunny has volleyball on Mondays and somebunny else has to work late on Wednesdays and you can’t bail on your Tuesday restorative class … Continue reading
The single most incredible conversation ever had: (easier to read at the bottom) Okay, now lets break this up and enlarge this shit so you can truly see the beauty in a conversation COMPLETELY made out of HARRY POTTER MEMES. #WHAT … Continue reading
Love knows no bounds. I love him. He loves me. I look like a goof with massive teeth and crossed eyes, with one eye open and one not, but it’s cool, because i love him. And better yet, he loves … Continue reading
So I just visited my big bro and his lady friend in Redneck, FLA for a little over a week, and it was the best. No alarm clocks, no structure, full of swamps, and gators, both in human and reptilian … Continue reading
k… so #tinder is becoming a thing. It’s actually so addicting, looking for cute guys and swiping, and laughing at all the losers (i mean… people who are super confident in their man duck faces and their topless selfies… they’re … Continue reading
It’s actually crazy how infectious niceness is. If someone is grumpy day in and day out, or has chronic RBF, it’s contagious and it sucks. In high school I used to get the ‘ole “Are you mad at me?”, “Why … Continue reading
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